• Emilie: Contessa actually confessed to me ...which she is so fond of doing... that she is not wearing any underwear
  • Emilie: Why is that, exactly?
  • Contessa: Because you took them away
  • Emilie: Guilty :D
deardivineabove:

Credit: Rebecca Ecks Dee//Facebook

deardivineabove:

Credit: Rebecca Ecks Dee//Facebook

misslucyandherleeches:

The Bloody Crumpets 9x The Blessed Contessa/Contessa Montebello

the-transcendent:

Yup.

Contessology

A religion, brought to us by the Blessed Contessa, that teaches acceptance, love, and bone grindingly delicious finger eating