• Emilie: Contessa actually confessed to me ...which she is so fond of doing... that she is not wearing any underwear
  • Emilie: Why is that, exactly?
  • Contessa: Because you took them away
  • Emilie: Guilty :D
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Credit: Rebecca Ecks Dee//Facebook

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Credit: Rebecca Ecks Dee//Facebook

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Today is the 28th Birthday of this lovely cannibal <3 Happy Birthday Contessa!

captain-iveru:

The Bloody Crumpets for The Door tours and the Fight Like a Girl Tour and the current  Crumpet line up

Captain Maggots - The Naughty Veronica - The Blessed Contessa

(Source: asylum-ringmaster, via shefightslikeagirl)

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Credit: Thomas Bunge

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Credit: Thomas Bunge

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Credit: Thomas Bunge

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Credit: Thomas Bunge

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Credit: Contessa’s Twitter; She scared herself in the first one (socute).

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Maggots Returns, Contessa Gets a Gift, and We all Learn A Lesson In Differences

Credit: aoigirl306 

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Contessology

A religion, brought to us by the Blessed Contessa, that teaches acceptance, love, and bone grindingly delicious finger eating