• Emilie: Contessa actually confessed to me ...which she is so fond of doing... that she is not wearing any underwear
  • Emilie: Why is that, exactly?
  • Contessa: Because you took them away
  • Emilie: Guilty :D

So my cousin came over the other day and asked to try on one of my corsets

  • Lucy: *tightening her in*
  • Her cousin: Lucy, why do you like these so much?
  • Lucy: Because it feels like a piece of armor protecting you with a big warm hug
  • Her cousin: Ummm... Yeahhhh... Maybe a bear hug..
  • Lucy: *cinches tighter* maybe you've just been hugging the wrong people

whywontyoumove:

I really want to learn how to do this.

(Source: magshilo, via deardivineabove)

How do I get these memories out of my fucking head?

CROSS YOUR ARMS AND CROSS YOUR EYES and join me in a prayer…

DEAR DIVINE ABOVE, please bless those who set the ones they love on fire

DEAR DIVINE THAT ARE WITH US, please bless those that fangirl on about things you have no idea about

DEAR DIVINE THAT IS HERE, please bless those that taste delicious

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Contessology

A religion, brought to us by the Blessed Contessa, that teaches acceptance, love, and bone grindingly delicious finger eating